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Item #: SCP-286-FR

Threat Level: Orange

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-286-FR is currently contained in a furnished 5m x 5m x 2m containment cell located in Hall ██ of the Site-██. The cell access is strictly reserved to D-Class personnel and is only authorized in a Dr Bron approved experiment context. Subjects are absolutely bound to present to SCP-286-FR with any object with them, other than their own clothes.

Further to the incident 286-FR-05, all containment procedures related to SCP-286-FR have been suppressed.

Description: SCP-286-FR is a male adult human and Asian origin, measuring 1.78 m and weighing 69 kg. The words "Mr. Guru, from Little Misters® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed on its right temple.

Any human physically near and able to see SCP-286-FR adopt reverential and deeply pious attitude about it. This spontaneous and particularly zealous behavior are manifesting through every religious movement or related inspired statements and acts, and consist of the SCP-286-FR devotion. It should be noted that subjects seem act against their will, and find themselves unable to possess their own body as soon as they are in front of SCP-286-FR. Only their intellectual and emotional capacities seem to be spared, with the fact that they express a surprise, angry, distress state during their exposure with SCP-286-FR. This effect gradually stops until it completely disappears when the spacial proximity relation that links the subject to SCP-286-FR is broken, for example with another person. Some SCP-286-FR pictures, audio or video records aren't showing any abnormal property.

Every human individual shows a total dedication for SCP-286-FR, what can be seen through multiple practices, including prayers or praises for it, a regular prostration tendency, ritual dances performance in its honor, statues by its effigy constructions or writing its biography.1 SCP-286-FR's speakings or actions, commons or minors they could be, generate disproportional and excessively enthusiastic reactions from subjects. SCP-286-FR doesn't showing any interest for the cult that is devoted to it, ans stay generally sit in lotus position in the cell's center, in silence state and absolute immobility, limiting its rare movements to the strict necessary.2

The affected by SCP-286-FR subject wil make, after different time periods of time, an offering by the donation of a material good in his possession, without distinction between objects that are necessary for him and ones that are not. The individual put his gift in front of SCP-286-FR, and give a sacred value to the object by the operation of a ritual gesture sometimes resulting in its deterioration or its destruction. If it is possible, the subject helps himself with for example a tool, like a lighter to burn the offering, or with a pin to slit his finger and soak it with few blood drops. No matter the method used to the sacrifice, the object will consume itself at its term, and disperse in a crimson colored gas with an smell described to smell like lilac.

Once the rite completed, the subject develops gradually new intellectual capacities which overlap or substitute the old ones, and inhibit lastingly his world view and his attachment on earthly goods in particular. His conscious resistance to SCP-286-FR effects worsens gradually for the benefit of the purely esoteric pleasure research, abstract and ethereal that they are report to find in the SCP-286-FR company and the smoke form the offering combustion inhalation.


The following tag has been found attached at SCP-286-FR's collar.

Do you believe religion is a grown-up thing ? That it is too complicated ?

Not anymore !

With your Little Mister Guru® by Dr. Wondertainment, you too, play being pious !

An idol just for you ! Discover the joy of prayer, from morning to the noon! Do your ablutions and commune with your Little Mister! One of your toy is broken? You can't eat fish and spinach anymore? Your bad grades make you depressed? No problem! A small present to your Little Mister Guru®, and OH! All your problems vanish!

WOW! Thank you, Dr. Wondertainement!


The next document has been rolled up in SCP-286-FR's left ear.

Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!

Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!

01. Mr. Chameleon
02. Mr. Headless
03. Mr. Laugh
04. Mr. Forgetful
05. Mr. Shapey
06. Mr. Soap
07. Mr. Hungry
08. Mr. Brass
09. Mr. Hot
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish
13. M. Moon
14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes
New! Special edition : M. Guru ✔

Incident 286-FR-05

Le 31/10/20██, SCP-286-FR changed himself into in a cloud of smoke and disappeared from its containment cell. No sign of its existence has been see since. The following message has been found written on a paper sheet that he expressly the eve :

"Thanks for praising me, now I really became a god. And like all gods, I have nothing to do on Earth among morons.

Kind regards."

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