Master Containment
Today, on Master Containment. Hundreds of Containers from all the Branches, all over the world are here in Site-19 today to try and go from Amateur Unit to Master Container. And of course, our three all well known judges:
Site Administrator Elliot, owner of several sites all around the different branches.
"I sure do know a little bit about containing, and especially with rating containment of others."
Dr. Joe Bastianoch, Containment Manager from Site Iride, Italian Branch.
"I, as the containment manager, have mastered the art of containing any kind of anomaly. Euclids, Keters, whatever it is, I've done it already."
And of course, Administrator Gordon Ramsay.
"If someone knows anything it about containing, it is probably going to be me."
And today, one hundred employees from all over the branches try to become the main branches first master
container.
Several Foundation employees are showed waving and all screaming "Master Containment" simultaniously.
But it will not be easy.
And here they come, our judges.
Administrator Ramsay stepped up and welcomed the still cheering participants.
"Hello everyone, would you stop cheering for a second? This is a big step for all of us, and for us three here in particular. And of course, there will be a lot of emotions in the following weeks, so man up, ye'? So, at the end of this, the winner will be recieving two things. First, a paycheck raise of 250,000$ a year, and-… yes, stop cheering. Thank you. And secondly, the Master Containment trophy."
The crowd cheered once again.
"So, all one hundred of you have one hour to prepare your containment chamber… the ones who are worthy enough will recieve a master containment ID card. This is your ticket to winning, so don't lose it! Good luck everyone."
First up is Dr. Lichtenfeld from the german branch.
"Yeah, I think I can take the win home for our branch. I have been containing since I was a little kid, my mom teached me how to contain basic anomalies, and in the next couple of weeks, I think I can bring this home for my mother and also for Dr. Fashingbauer, the Site Administrator of the Site I work at."
Dr. Lichtenfeld constructed the containment of a perceptual anomaly. She planed and constructed the appropriate enclosure with it.
Researcher Snow took his containment cell and stepped up to Administrator Ramsay, who inspected it thoroughly.
"Damn…"
His face began to turn red.
"Listen, if everyone was as bad as you containing reality anomalies", he said, ripping apart the Scranton Realitiy Anchors "then we'd have a fucking ZK-Class-Scenario every millisecond! Look at this fucking despicable anchor. You-…", he said angry. Instead of continung talking he just exhaled loudly and let the other judges try.
Site Administrator Elliot walked up, inspected it, shook his head and walked back.
Dr. Bastianoch went up to Snow's cell to inspect it himself.
"My god…"
He took it in his hands and slammed it in the trash, saying "This is the definiton of what garbage is. If any of you make us something like this then I will send you home, now."
Tears started running down the face of Snow, who walked back to his station.
Slogen: "We have come together and yearned to reach new unreached heights" "A master chef is the whole time to reinvent." "
An looks at you that it is important to you that it is correct and yet enjoyable! Incredible"
That's awful!
Disgusting, how you dammit work so sloppy!
THAT is a disaster!
If all containment units were as sloppy as you containing Keter anomalies then there would be a fucking K-Class-Scenario every fucking Millisecond. Damn…
- WOW, what is that?
- That is [Fancy Sounding Thing]
- Whats means, when I can see the [Something]?
- That it is Leaky…perhaps?
- Perhaps? it's definitive Leaky!
To understand: THIS is NOT a Game. His is serious. Don't waste our Time!
Next, Our judges are going to rummage through the Site-19 to find out the real master container.
"Hope this place didn't lost a grip like Amy's Baking Company."
As they look around all over the place
"Bloody hell, You never even noticed the water was leaking?"
They discover a lot of problems.
"How many Class D personnels got folded their neck for cleaning this place?"
Unmerited containment system
"A minimum spacing should be 2.5 m, but now, it's 1.6 m."
And Sloppy staff
"Are you at liberty to eat that stupid macaroon right now?"
They're making our judges get pissed off.
"Unacceptable!"
Keep your ass firmly in your chair. From now on, A visit from the Site-19 is about to begin.
"What the hell is wrong with you people?"
Dr. Bastianoch and Gordon exchanged greetings with Dr. Silas, One of the security managers of the Site-19.
Henry: Hello there! Nice to meet ya. I'm Henry.
Ramsay: Nice to meet you, Henry. So, You work here as the security manager?
Henry: Yep. I always watching everything carefully to figure out the containment system is working. So, I'm sure the containment system is perfect.
Bastianoch: Have anything ever happened here? Like, Containment breach.
Henry: Nah, Just few containment breach had happened. But now, It's not.
Bastianoch: Good. Now, Let's go and check out some facilities.
Henry: I'll guide ya. Come with me.
First, Bastianoch and Ramsay inspect facilities which SCP-2580 is contained.
Ramsay: Wait… What's that smell?
Dr. Bastianoch is looking around a water box that SCP-2580 has waterlogged. And he discover some problems.