SCP-2005-J

Item #: SCP-2005-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: (None)

Description: All creatures in a 20m x 20m radius around any shower when Dr. Hedo is in it is subject to death. Dr. Hedo’s signing ability has the ability to make anyone lose their mind. For a currently unknown reason, this only happens in the shower. Dr. Fall speculates that it’s because he sings louder in the shower, which means that more people can hear it. There have been many instances of death, including, but not limited to, the complete loss of sanity, exploding heads, suicide, murder, and brain failure.

Many tests have been done to prevent this from happening, but so far, none have been successful. See Interview Log 4BA-JTH-2005.

Some D Class have tried to even assassinate Dr. Hedo just so they don’t have to listen to his awful singing. Alas, they fail, and they apparently inspired Dr. Hedo to sing even louder now. See, kids? Violence never gets you anywhere.

Interview Log: 4BA-JTH-2005

[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Fall: Dr. Hedo, we must speak with you about something.

Dr. Hedo: Go ahead…

Dr. Fall: While you take a shower, you tend to sing, and-

Dr. Hedo: So?

Dr. Fall: Well, 37 people have died in the past month just so they don’t have to hear it.

Dr. Hedo: What?

Dr. Fall: 23 of them being suicide.

Dr. Hedo: Well, why are they killing themselves? I honestly think my singing isn’t that bad.

Dr. Fall: Well, it is, and I suggest you stop.

Dr. Hedo: I guess I’ll try… what happens if I don’t?

Dr. Fall: Why do you want to know?

Dr. Hedo: No reason.

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