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- Slippery When Wet
- Driving While Inoculated
- GOC Format
- SCP-1981 Writing Exercise
- Recording Feedback
- Keep Brighton Functioning
Item Number: SCP-0000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Unopened packages of SCP-0000 are to be stored in standard storage lockers. Testing is currently permitted under the supervision of the Lead researcher. SCP-0000 that have been used are to be stored in low-level bio-hazard containers following testing.
Currently, standard commerce and industrial surveillance has received updated orders to search for additional SCP-0000 packages and inadvertent installation in civilian construction projects.
SCP-0000-1 is to be contained at its point of discovery. Foundation agents disguised as construction laborers are to stationed at SCP-0000-1, and are to prevent civilian infiltration.
Description: SCP-0000 is the collective designation for Waller-brand ready-mix concrete that does not harden under any circumstance. Experimentation has revealed that SCP-0000 will remain unhardened and malleable when exposed to temperatures of as high as 350° Celsius, and as low as -100° Celsius.
Currently, at least thirty-five standard industrial packages of SCP-0000 are known to have existed.
SCP-0000-1 is an unfinished sidewalk in Kincaid, New Mexico, USA in which SCP-0000 was laid. It is estimated to have been constructed on July 28, 2017.
Discovery: On August 5, 2017, construction personnel located at SCP-0000-1 uploaded video to social media networks commenting on how "the concrete's been wet for eight days straight". Routine social media surveillance reported the anomaly to Site-43, and personnel were dispatched to contain the anomaly. The construction personnel were amnestized and relocated to other projects.
Investigation into the delivery of SCP-0000 revealed a clerical error, in which the shipment containing all known SCP-0000 packages was intended for the construction of a new coal-fired power station in Montague, Missouri, rather than to SCP-0000-1's location.
Addendum: On August 8, 2017, it was
Item Number: SCP-0000
Anomaly Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the effects of SCP-0000, SCP-0000-1 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-99, and fed on the standard meal regimen. A Foundation therapist has been assigned to mentally assist SCP-0000-1.
Description: SCP-0000 is a phenomenon in which electronic devices designed to receive cellular service through telecommunications networks do not function while within the interior of a land-based transportation vehicle1. Active devices brought into a land-based vehicle will immediately be disabled; functions return when the device is removed from the vehicle.
SCP-0000 operates within a sphere of influence around SCP-0000-1: a human female with the given name "Veronica Caldwell". The phenomenon's area of influence is dependent on SCP-0000-1's mental and emotional variability; when it is under additional distress, SCP-0000's area of influence will increase. It is of note that SCP-0000-1 is consistently under physical and emotional distress due to injuries and mental trauma believed to have originated from EVENT-0000.
Discovery: The phenomenon was first described on July 11, 2014 by Site-56 researcher Dominic Donahue, who reported witnessing the effect during his morning commute. Researcher Donahue was subsequently reprimanded for his unsafe driving practices.
Routine customer service network surveillance revealed an increased level of complaints from civilians regarding their malfunctioning cellular devices. Site-48 personnel designated the phenomenon as SCP-0000.
Through experimentation of the limits of SCP-0000's area of influence2, SCP-0000-1 was discovered to be its origin. On July 14, 2014, Mobile Task Force Tau-21 ("Smithereens") was dispatched to detain the individual. Interference from the Global Occult Coalition led to a short conflict; all GOC soldiers were successfully subdued, amnestized, and released. SCP-0000-1 was initially contained contained at Site-48.
Due to the anomaly's ability to disrupt civilian communication technology, it was determined to relocate SCP-0000-1 to Site-993 in Alaska, USA. SCP-0000-1 was successfully relocated by airplane to Site-99.
Addendum: The following interview was conducted following initial containment.
Threat Entity Database Entry
Threat ID:
LTE-5628-Green-Nuntius "Eyes on the Road""
Authorized Response Level:
4 (Severe Threat) N/A (Confirmed Liquidated)
Description:
Threat Entity was a 42 year old female with the name Veronica Caldwell. Entity possessed the ability to disable mobile telecommunication devices that are within land-based vehicles, such as automobiles and trains, within an estimated twenty five kilometer radius of it.
When Threat Entity was under additional duress, its radius of influence temporarily increased.
History:
Threat Entity's abilities were discovered on July 11, 2014 by "Dookie4", an operative planted with the Foundation. The operative was later disciplined for using a handheld phone while operating a motor vehicle.
LTE-5628-Green-Nuntius was identified and captured on July 14, 2014. A Foundation-affiliated task force attempted to intervene; GOC operatives were successful in liquidating the Foundation personnel. Due to the entity's refusal to disable its ability, liquidation of the Threat Entity was deemed a Level 5 Priority.
Liquidation:
LTE-5628-Green-Nunitus was executed by lethal injection on July 15, 2014 at 00:12. Following its liquidation, its anomalous ability ceased to operate. Liquidation was deemed a success.
PSYCHE Records
The following message was delivered to the Global Occult Coaltion from a Foundation associate via mass email on July 16, 2014.
Sender: Site-56 Director Peter Palermo
Recipient: Global Occult Coalition, California DivisionTo whom it may concern,
The Foundation is aware of your acquisition of Veronica Caldwell, whom we've designated SCP-0000-1. We are also aware of your senseless slaughter of one of our Mobile Task Forces, Tau-21. This constitutes a diplomatic incident, and such an atrocity will be kept in the back of our minds when we correspond from now on.
During our internal investigation, we have discovered that one of our Site-56 Researchers, named Dominic Donahue, is actually a spy affiliated with your Coalition. "Dookie" has been detained in a secure location for disciplinary action.
However, we are willing to turn the other cheek, if only to avoid mass civilian chaos. We are willing to trade Donahue for Caldwell. Refusal of our offer will…
- Site Director Peter Palermo
Three hours later, a second message was received.
Sender: Site-56 Director Peter Palermo
Recipient: Global Occult Coalition, California DivisionTo whom it may concern,
Following an investigation, we have found that the anomaly associated with Caldwell is no longer active around your center of operations underneath the United Nations headquarters in San Francisco. We have surmised that the reason is due to the Coalition already executing them. Therefore, our previous offer is no longer valid.
Item #: SCP-1981
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1981 is to be contained in a standard video storage unit at the media archive of Site-84. Once a day, personnel are to use the provided Betamax home video system and analog television Observation Theatre 02 to view SCP-1981, and to record viewings using the provided camera equipment. Observations performed are to be delivered to the current Project Supervisor for subsequent review.
Any personnel expressing distress following a viewing of SCP-1981 are to visit the Site-84 psychiatry facility for a Level 3 Evaluation.
Description: SCP-1981 is a standard Betamax tape, with "RONALD REGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" (sic) written on the adhesive sticker. Laboratory analysis indicates that SCP-1981 is constructed of non-anomalous material, with serial numbers indicating manufacture in September of 1980.
SCP-1981 contains what initially appears to be a home video recording of former United States President Ronald Reagan delivering his "Evil Empire" speech to the National Association of Evangelicals at the Sheraton Twin Towers Hotel in Orlando, Florida, USA, on March 8, 1983. However, at 1 minute and 10 seconds, the speech begins to deviate heavily, eventually resembling no known speech made by Reagan.
Beginning at approximately 5 minutes, multiple lacerations, incisions, and penetration wounds begin being inflicted upon Reagan, although no corresponding source for these wounds are visible. Physical trauma inflicted upon Reagan will vary, with impalement, genital mutilation, and [REDACTED] often observed. Despite suffering bodily harm that would incapacitate any individual, Reagan will continue to deliver his speech until either his vocal cords are severed, or the tape disintegrates into static at 22 minutes, 34 seconds.
Upon rewinding SCP-1981 and initiating playback, Reagan will deliver an entirely new speech, with radical differences from the previous speech being common. Speeches delivered by Reagan are mostly incoherent, lacking any sort of structure and largely composed of nonsensical anecdotes and parables. Topics have included torture, child molestation, and ritual sacrifice. Occasionally, references to future events that Reagan could not have known about or predicted are observed. Examples include the September 11 terrorist attacks, the results of the 2008 Russian elections, and █████ ██████████. For this reason, rigorous time and effort has been devoted to transcribing the speech delivered on each playback.
In approximately one in seven viewings of SCP-1981, a figure wearing black robes with a conical hood, designated SCP-1981-1, will have replaced a random member of Reagan's press detail. The significance of the appearance of SCP-1981-1 is unknown.
Attempts to replicate SCP-1981 onto a standard Betamax tape have failed. Years of natural magnetic interference have severely degraded SCP-1981's signal quality, creating more difficulty in deciphering meaningful information from playbacks.
Discovery: SCP-1981 was initially discovered in 1991 by an employee in the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, who alerted civilian authorities with the intent of pressing "obscenity charges" against the tape's creator. An investigation was conducted, at which point the Foundation was alerted and secured SCP-1981. Class-A amnestics were administered before █████ could be notified. Further investigation by Foundation personnel failed to produce any leads on SCP-1981's origin.
As Ronald Reagan was alive at the time of SCP-1981's containment, a surveillance net was deployed to establish any relationship between him and SCP-1981. No known connection was developed, although Reagan would frequently complain about "nightmares" before his mental state deteriorated due to Alzheimer's disease.
Addendum: Below are several provided video transcripts of SCP-1981 playbacks.
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
0:17:24 - Reagan: A renewal of the traditional values that have been the tendons of this country's strength. One recent survey by a Washington-based researcher concluded that Americans were far more willing to participate in cannibalism than they have in the past hundred years. America is a nation that will not suffer abominations lightly. Seven. And that is the core of the awakening. Twelve. Eighteen. We will stop al-Qaeda. Now there you go again.
0:17:53 - [Applause]
0:18:02 - Reagan: For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation.
0:18:43 - Reagan: There is no hope.
0:18:59 - [Applause]
0:19:59 - Reagan: Further consensus has proven that over half of all Americans still hate. Eaten whole by void. The emptiness. The sadness. The blackness. The darkness.
Item #: SCP-0000
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000 is contained at its location of discovery. Its door has been permanently sealed shut. Testing is indefinitely prohibited due to Incident 0000-1.
Description: SCP-0000 is an isolation recording booth located within room A-113 in Brighton High School in Positano, California, USA. SCP-0000 possesses the ability to record actions and sounds within itself when the "RECORD" button is pressed. Pressing the aforementioned button again will end the recording.
SCP-0000-1 is a phenomenon that will occur when the "PLAY" button within SCP-0000 is pressed following the production of a recording. During the SCP-0000-1 event, SCP-0000 manifests the ability to retrieve all individuals, substances, and material that were present within during its last recording phrase, from the space they were previously inhabiting. Said subjects will then perfectly recreate the recorded actions within SCP-0000. Following the end of the recording, the SCP-0000-1 event will end, and SCP-0000 deactivates until the "RECORD" or "PLAY" buttons are pressed again. It is estimated that the speed in which SCP-0000 retrieves matter is approximately 1,250 kilometers per hour.
Due to the method of which SCP-0000 retrieves matter, affected individuals, depending on their location immediately before the activation of SCP-0000-1, immediately expire following the conclusion of an SCP-0000-1 event, decompiling into a mass of flesh. Objects including musical instruments, chairs, and music stands likewise decompile into a powder following the cessation of the involved event.
Discovery: The anomalous properties of SCP-0000 were discovered during Incident 0000-1 on January 2, 2013. Personnel at Site-56 were alerted to the phenomenon, and SCP-0000 was located and contained on January 5, 2013, before Brighton High School's winter break concluded and classes could resume.
Over the following week, the Foundation identified instances of property damage and resultant injury and deaths to exceed $750 million USD. Class-B amnestics were administered by airplane over a radius of 250 kilometers surrounding SCP-0000's location. A cover story was implemented explaining the aviation incident on January 2, 2013 regarding Khairalla Airways Flight 393 as being caused by engine failure.
Due to Incident 0000-1, experimentation regarding SCP-0000 was retroactively prohibited. Likewise, all information regarding SCP-0000 and its effects were observed through Incident 0000-1.
Threat Entity Database Entry
Threat ID:
KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin "Keep Brighton Functioning"
Authorized Response Level:
3 (Moderate Threat)
Description:
Threat Entity is an invisible group naming itself the "Keep Brighton Functioning Committee", located at Brighton High School in Positano, California, USA. Entity possesses abilities including:
- Limited omnipresence over its school and surrounding area.
- Limited ability to collect information from kidnapped persons.
- Limited ability to manifest and demanifest objects.
- Limited ability to manipulate local law enforcement.
Threat Entity communicates with outside forces exclusively with paper notecards constructed partially of human skin. Entity obtains this skin by abducting humans in a hallway in the school gymnasium through an unknown method.
Rules of Engagement:
KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin is to be liquidated through diplomatic and legal means, as traditional force has been met with backlash from the Threat Entity, as well as civilians and rival organizations due to previous confusion expressed by the Threat Entity.
All attempts to liquidate the Threat Entity are to be made while disguised as the Foundation.
History:
KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin was first uncovered on February 5, 2018, during routine social media surveillance by the Foundation, who designated an anomaly associated with the Threat Entity as SCP-4081. The Global Occult Coalition was notified of the entity through secret operatives planted within Foundation Site-48. Due to its initial appearance of docility, the entity was treated as a low-level priority, and the Foundation assumed responsibility of its containment.
On March 4, 2018, KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin escalated the situation by producing messages revealing the existence of the Foundation to civilians. Over the following weeks, the Foundation attempted escalating means of re-concealment, before a truce was seemingly reached diplomatically between them and the Threat Entity.
On March 24, 2018, Assessment Team 618 was dispatched to Positano, California, USA, to investigate KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin.
PSYCHE Records
Parathreat Investigation Special Observer:
"Toyota Civic" (30921599/618)Overview:
An invisible and omnipresent entity within a high school in California.Parathreat Evidence:
After a public veil-shattering conflict with the Foundation in March 2018, KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin has erased all traces of itself following its eventual truce. When we arrived, disguised as city custodial employees, no faculty members we asked would confirm the existence of the entity.We eventually began to ask students themselves about the entity; they universally responded with confusion.
Our team searched the entire school for notes from the entity; we were unsuccessful in finding any. One member suggested entering the hallway in the school gymnasium in an attempt to directly contact the entity; his suggestion was discouraged, as the last time that happened, some poor grunt from the SCP guys lost his skin.
Suggested Response/Requests:
We could send a really low-level grunt, or even a political prisoner that speaks English, into the hallway ourselves as a last-ditch effort to communicate with the entity. If that doesn't work, we can reasonably consider this Threat Entity as preemptively Neutralized.
Following the investigation, a Foundation liaison contacted the GOC with additional information regarding KTE-5266-L'Engle-Griffin.
Sender: Foundation Site-48 Liaison Patricia Potter
Recipient: Global Occult Coalition, California DivisionTo whom this may concern,
We received a message from GoI-4081, the "Keep Brighton Functioning Committee", about us allegedly coming back to their school after we made a treaty with them not to monitor them anymore. Since we have genuinely been following their directive in order to prevent this type of conflict, we believe that it might have been your Coalition that is responsible for the intrusion.
We at the Foundation request that you cease your investigation in this group; don't even try establishing friendly diplomatic relations with them, please just ignore them. The Committee is extremely protective of its students, faculty, and structures.
We learned the hard way not to mess with the KBFC, and we request that your Coalition learn from our mistakes and leave them be.
~ Site-48 Liaison Patricia Potter
Sender: Director Antoine Silverwiki, GOC
Recipient: Foundation Liaison Patricia PotterWe're sorry, but this "committee" presents too much of a danger to the Veil. We're talking about an overzealous invisible entity that framed your organization of child kidnapping, manipulates local spaces, and skins people to use their skin as paper. Do you not see the danger in letting such an entity exist without careful surveillance?
Are you seriously going to allow this entity to mess with you and outsmart you? Such an entity should at least be studied carefully, and strictly monitored to prevent them from doing anything disruptive to normalcy.
Dir. Antoine Silverwiki, GOC
PTOLMEY Records
Quartermasters Division-AOD Item Designation Title Qty 1 UN-PLPR United Nations Political Prisoner 1 Notes: Prisoner must be fluent in American English.
PSYCHE Records
Parathreat Investigation Special Observer:
"Mastication" (30921604/618)Overview:
A gymnasium hallway in which one can communicate with an invisible and omnipresent entity within a high school in California.Parathreat Evidence:
Our team was stationed around the gym with the hallway in strategic positions so that the grunt we would send in wouldn't be able to escape.The political prisoner we got was a very confident man who continuously denied the crimes for which he was convicted. For this reason, we had no objections to him entering the hallway.
After he went in, we waited for five minutes, but he did not come out. We opened the door and found that he had vanished. We removed the doors off the hinges and searched the entire gymnasium. Nothing.
Eventually, we put the doors back on and noticed a note stuck to one of them. It basically thought we were the "Secure Contain Protect Foundation" and asked us to go away. We took the note with us as evidence.
Suggested Response/Requests: If they still believe us to be the Foundation, we should behave and communicate as thought this were true, to prevent the Threat Entity from discovering our true background.