Three-Sentence Tales

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Introduction:

Tell a story in a short passage (not necessarily three sentences). Everyone can participate!

This page is created for short stories instead of stupid jokes and meaningless memes.

Updated 2019.2.11: Please pay a little attention to the length. After all, 800 words cannot be counted as "three sentences".

——pokmpokm


la kanrola kanro The Kingdom of Site-[REDACTED], During the Great Revolution


Give me a break please
My kingdom has gone away
Why not stop talking

—D-Commoner I, beheaded by a Revolutionary after saying this to Royal Scholars


Juror Simon ArranSimon Arran The Late Summer Trial Court, The Supreme Court of the Summer Exiles' State, 20██/08/23 13:13


In this unforeseen trial, the judge asked: Who is the guilty one? The arbitrator asked: What is the crime? Despite Naru██dou's objection, Zezolla, the arsonist in the elevator falling, was convicted as a traitor, a liar and a criminal, banished to her homeland and returned to the distant Wandering Earth through ostracism. However, after the thought on the first and second days, the Judge Angel was encouraged to eat SCP-CN-1285 by the glutton, then decided to betray tonight. Infas, a Wonton Insurgency member who had stolen the backflow data Documen-Belyana, took them in a heavy rain. Nobody sang the hymn in the wind, which said, "So do you want to create works on animal protection? Are we crazy yet?"


miumeatmiumeat An underground mysterious group's stronghold somewhere on the Planet, 2019/08/03 04:31


Begin Log
I've imagined a parallel world with another possibility. It doesn't have to give everyone a happy end, as long as it's not full of vicious fates that can't be changed. There we may not be born wise, we may not know the nature of the world, but we can still live a lifetime.
Metal Collision and Unknown Rotation
Thank you, all the cats I've met. Thank you for always standing on my side.
Click
APA… Remember to destroy the world for us and take care of your brother. I know you always do so.
Click
Another APA, thank you for some of your follies and condemn the rest severely.
Click
Well, may ships buried underground never sink.
Click
I can't think of anything else. I wish you, who can hear me, good luck.
Click
So, dear ██,
Gunshot, Tissue and Blood Splashing
See you over there.


Dr BottleDr Bottle Site-19, 2019/07/01 19:42


The noise around O5-16 suddenly turned into dead silence. He looked around, wondering when the mist had made him unable to see the surrounding scene.
He heard slow footsteps and heavy, hoarse breathing.
The footsteps became more frequent, the breathing became more rapid, and something indescribable surrounded him, he was sure.
Faintly, he heard someone shouting, "Leave soon… Leave soon…"
He didn't care. After all, it was probably a hallucination in such an environment.
Of course, he wouldn't have a chance to care. What he saw at last was a dry arm stretched out in the mist with a strong, sharp white light…


#owoyon##owoyon# Unknown


"You're surprised that an SRA with a pistol can kill a god? It's a grotesque mistake. You should be surprised that how you can be surprised like a human.

"When you assimilate us into yourself, you are also assimilated by us. As you gorge on our civilization, you understand and accept everything of us. You perceive and understand in a human way, and finally think in a human way.

"Once you were an indescribable god of darkness, but now you are no different from human beings, and just a mortal who can bend reality.

"The G… Foundation is very good at dealing with a Type Green."

"So it is," The dying god said, "'Never argue with fools, because they will bring your IQ to the same level as them and defeat you with rich experience,' Right?"

Bang.


ForgotMyDrugForgotMyDrug The Reception Center, 2009/07/15


They sat on both sides, separated by a thin table. Outside the door there was an angry queue waiting to rush in to assert their rights. Agent Toc can sense the pressure in the air.

The meeting would never go wrong, Agent Toc decided on his own. He would never use violence. If they suddenly opened a bottle of mineral water and poured it over him in the middle of the conversation, he would praise the water and welcome them to pour another bottle.

Before speaking, the old man holding a cinerary casket looked at his companion. "We don't ask for compensation." In the agent's stunned eyes, the old man paused for a moment and then continued: "We watched the news… One of you has revived 86 times, that's what the news said. Is it possible… I only want one time… Please. He has been sentenced to 20 years, and it is acceptable to let him do anything, even continue to serve his sentence. I don't blame you. I just want him back. Please. I beg you…"


ColorlessLColorlessL An unknown site lacking funds, 2019/07/14 23:58


Not all thaumaturgists have the ability to perform their magic independently, even for the simplest heating and cooling.
He is such a thaumaturgist who bothers to cook instant noodles and chill cola. It's just a simple and crude ability difference, clearly documented on his employee's card like other data, but it doesn't prevent him from receiving more tasks requiring this ability. A Level 1 Type Blue is still a Type Blue, just as D-Class personnel are human resources. The difference is only that the former is less.
So when he walked into the lab with a stack of rune-printed paper as thaumaturgic support, he didn't think it was his fault that his colleagues looked at him weirdly.
"For thaumaturgic purpose, put these on the wall, please." He stuffed the strangely smelly paper into each other's hands. "Don't worry about the smell. Just biomass paint… No, don't ask me what kind of biomass it is. You won't want to know."


Simon ArranSimon Arran Ancient Book Reading Room 77, the Abnormality Institute, 2019/09/21 09:21


玵山又北八十三里,曰招搖之山,多草木,無金石,鳩水出焉,有鸟焉,其狀如鳩鴿,名曰咕咕,白身而赤喙,間或有灰身者,其鸣以自号,見之則天下大咕。

Northern eighty-three li from Mount Gan is Mount Zhaoyao, a lush and fertile mountain without mineral products. There is a kind of bird named coo-coo, which is similar to a pigeon. Mostly the coo-coo have white feathers and red beaks. Occasionally some of them have gray feathers. A coo-coo's tweet is also coo-coo, just have a similarity with its name. If somebody meets one, the whole land under heaven will coo.

The Classic of Mountains: West III, The Classic of Mountains and Seas, The External Classics in the Abnormality Institute


Infas12Infas12 2019/6/29


"Boss, take a portion of the Couple's Beef, with less spice… The price is up?"
"Yeah, the divorce rate is high this year."


EuleNLauEuleNLau 2019/6/25


"O↗ G↘ri↗ffin↘, why can you shift into a masked rider?"

"Why can you drive a motorcycle without learning?"

"Why do you feel a headache after shifting?"

"So there's only one ans… Ouch!"

"Someone in the Equipment Department has watched Kamen Rider, the Foundation's motorcycles are self-driving, and I've had a cold these two days. By the way, drive your motorcycle well, Doc, tor, Eule." Griffin said when removing his fist from Eule's head.


DrGeorge-XDrGeorge-X DrGeorge-X's [REDACTED], 2019/06/26 13:24


He looked out the window at the sunshine, which might be the last sight he could see.
He picked up the pistol and pulled out the bullets one by one, but left one in the gun.
He placed the bullets in a circle on the table, which reminded him of his birthday cake.
The last thing he did was to sit quietly in his chair and wait…


Christoph RayChristoph Ray 2019/02/30


"Hello? Gp? I need express mail.
"What is the type of your parcel, please?"
"A humanoid, in need of breath, not allowed to be injured."
"Where would you like to send it?"
"To the United States."
"What is its nature, please?"
"It can die, it can breathe, it can speak, and it can pay you."


Randol CarterRandol Carter An unknown hotel, 2018/05/25 12:21


The man looked up at the clock and said, "Time is running out."
He took out a stack of papers from the suitcase under the bed, which can be destroyed by nothing in the old hotel. Fortunately, the sweet-loving man had prepared a jar of jam early.
With jam meticulously spread by a knife, they did not seem to be so difficult to swallow as in the training. The smell of iron and sweet jam slowly flowed down the throat, and the mixture gave him a sense of stagnation. "It's like jelly wrapped with rusted steel wool." he said, "A strange simile."
It was the longest lunch he had ever had. He felt a slightly salty-fresh taste and laughed, "I'm afraid I won't have to eat tonight." If I could still eat.
GOC guys are so technologically advanced that simple physical destruction is completely useless. That bunch of bastards can even recover papers from 1 mm x 5 mm scraps, so the stomach is the best back-up destruction device for agents. He raised his legs, took out his treasured Havana cigar, roughly tore the pack, took out his lighter and lit it leisurely: "Unfortunately for my two years' salary." He smacked his lips and said, "You should use pine chips."
The chaotic footsteps in the corridor grew louder and louder, and finally rushed into the door. Looking at the black hole in the muzzle in front of him, he threw out a smoke ring enjoyably. When did your GOC agents become so useless?
He finally took a deep breath, and the charming bitter almond odor filled his lungs. In his drunkenness, he suddenly felt funny: "Isn't there a lighter?"


TNN_EnderTNN_Ender [SYSTEM ERROR: DATA CORRUPTED. PLEASE SEE A NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR FOR MORE DETAILS], 2019/05/19


On May 11, I went out for breakfast with Talloran. Though the clam chowder smelt strange, nothing scares me when with Talloran.
Talloran is best.


Abigail_AdeAbigail_Ade 2019/05/16


At the request of May., an Apex-Tier Pluripotent Entity, the current President of the United States [REDACTED] will be loaded into SCP-1543-J and launched into the Sun.


ForgotMyDrugForgotMyDrug The Farewell Party, 2019/04/01


That midnight, they drank up all the alcohol in the site.

The next day after the hangover, most of them reappeared in offices, archives, laboratories, security posts and empty containment chambers.

Their descendants lasted only 9 minutes and 50 seconds. But that 9 minutes and 50 seconds changed everything.

It is a beginning, or the second beginning.


gudagudaorder123gudagudaorder123 Your side, this moment


You were walking on the country road. There was no street lamp here, so it was dark.

"What is that?" You saw a dark shadow drifting by.

When you turned your head, you saw nothing but darkness.

"Maybe there's a mistake." You said to yourself.

But you hadn't noticed that the whole road was already covered by dark shadows.

You sat in front of the computer and wrote down this unintelligible text.
"Then add an inscription." You thought so.

The light suddenly went out.

"Well, why is the light bulb broken at this time?" You complained.
"Tomorrow I'll replace it with a new one." You decided to go to sleep.
When you were trying to turn off the computer, you found that it had already shut down.

The whole room was already covered with darkness.


2ndMIX2ndMIX A shelter for █ █s1 who found █s' names were not described by the upper narrative (a.k.a. Site-CN-██), after a Dr. Ecun's death


"Are you kidding? You can wait until 'the near end of the story'!"
"Yes. I know that I can turn into an avatar at any time, but now it is 'the near end of the story'."
"Well, good luck, Dr. Ecun."
"May we meet in another article, Dr. 2ndMIX."


So there are two personnel files missing from the Foundation's database, but nobody hasn't noticed this, since neither files ever existed.


ForgotMyDrugForgotMyDrug A grey planet in the corner of the universe, 4019 A.D.


It is unbelievable that there is such a cheap interstellar travel in today's era! Advertising attracted people from different planets, who pulled out 100 old yen of the Ancient Earth, 8 rials of the Flea-Shack Planet, 1/240000 credit pieces of the Cobweb Galaxy, and 1 qianjiang shanshui painting of Huafang Nebula, and then carried suitcases on spacecraft to the unknown resort.

When spacecraft from different planets landed at a concrete-colored plain airport, the mermaid inside stepped out of the cabin, and first came a huge red slogan. At that time, they did not know that they would never forget the slogan that declared their fate in the second half of their lives. In countless cold nights, they woke up from their dreams and remembered the slogan, but never dared to cry out. They could only grip the quilt that showed cotton in the darkness.

At that time, however, in their curious eyes, they thought it an interesting invitation:
"Welcome to the Commune-of-Prosperity Planet, comrade."


2ndMIX2ndMIX Anywhere in the blackbox, tomorrow


"Do you know the new anomaly that recently snuck into Site-██-██?"
"Yes. That one who can say ( and ヽ(°◇° )ノ."
"Yes, but it's really not anomalous unless you raise your narrative level."
"Good idea. But it's unnecessary and impossible, and I think it anomalous. Most people can only say 'bracket'."
"Yes, but only in the upper narrative. So my name is Dr. ████, not Dr. Blackbox.


2ndMIX2ndMIX Blackbox Blackbox Blackbox Blackbox


Rev.: -1.
Flags: A
Actions: V S R
By: Without comment
Date: 22 Nov 2018
Comments: Removed tags: meta。


As you see, that's the real "way to save the world".


FU MEDICFU MEDIC 2016/03/30


"I have a question." A researcher asked on the phone, "If I write anything about SCP-2521 on a computer, will he take away the computer screen or the main unit?"

"I don't know." I answered, "I only know that the Foundation will take care of your family."


Pimpernel_F_WagnerPimpernel_F_Wagner The Meeting Room, 2021/07/18 13:26


Hundreds of people crowded shoulder to shoulder in the small meeting room.

"Yes. The Foundation will experimentally set up a new division called the Antimemetics Division."

"You eleven persons will be the first doctors to be assigned to this division. I hope you will work well in your new position."


Christoph RayChristoph Ray 2019/03/16


"Ecun, you're dead at last! The position of the director of the Information and Data Department of the γ station will be mine after that!"
Pokm, with shovels, dug deep pits at night, and Ecun's body lay quietly by.
"In the future, you'll be history, Ecun. Farewell."
Pokm threw Ecun's body down and buried it.

The next day, pokm still did not receive a promotion notice.
"Damn it, what are the O5 doing? Why haven't I…"
"Hello, Dr. Pokm, I'm Ecun."
Pokm opened his mouth wide and stared at the man in front of him.
"I'm here to replace the director. Nice to meet you."
Pokm gazed at his business card in a daze, and realized how ignorant he was.
"The 975th-Generation Artificial Intelligence Bionic Man, Ecun"3


breadddddbreaddddd A bakery window, a day of a month of a year


"The serial is over. That's what I can write. Thank you for your support and monthly tickets!"
After typing this line, this one removed the hands from the keyboard and sighed.
At the same time, a world stopped moving.


Little GodLittle God The quilt, 2019/03/13 00:00


You found a suit of armor in the pentrough
You met Don Quijote


You pulled the toilet lid open

The alarm on you rang


You went into a hotel

The landlady gave you a cup of almond tea


B_FrosterB_Froster Site-██, 2078/03/07


Since the End of Death, the late Drs. Bright have increased by █.█ billion.


DRXI_imagineDRXI_imagine Near-Earth Orbit, 20██/0█/██


"Here is the Glory, please give instructions."
"Send the attack coordinate, please."
"No, I refuse the instruction."
"What are you doing, Liu? There're my fucking wife and child there!"
[Muffling]
"Send the attack coordinate, please."
"Wilco, the Big Bird is deorbited."
"Countdown… 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1"
"Target is confirmed destroyed. The scanner showed no signs of life."
"I'll accompany you."
[Bang]


DRXI_imagineDRXI_imagine SCP-CN-1267, 2018/0█/██


I fell on the wet mud and looked at the fire in front of me. The king's soldiers were pouring out of the palace as if they were punishing the world's sins.

Suddenly a bright, shining lantern rose, blowing away the clouds on the horizon, outlining the golden edge of the clouds. At the last moment of my consciousness, I saw the birds and the moon overhead.


Abigail_AdeAbigail_Ade 20██/██/██


Due to the disastrous reality restructuring, SCP-CN-661's containment procedures must be executed by the members of O5 Council in person.


62ECN62ECN The Final Level, 21██/██/██ ██:██


MTF_Omega-9-04 logged into the game
MTF_Omega-9-05 logged into the game
MTF_Omega-9-06 logged into the game
MTF_Omega-9-07 logged into the game
GRRGRL logged out of the game
BOOGER logged out of the game
WTF_STFU logged out of the game
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-06
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-04
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-05
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-06
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-06
MTF_Omega-9-06 lost connection
MTF_Omega-9-08 logged into the game
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-05
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-08
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-05
MTF_Omega-9-05 lost connection
VeleaferVeleafer was suspended for using the game modifier
MTF_Omega-9-09 logged into the game
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-07
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-08
CA3 killed MTF_Omega-9-09
MTF_Omega-9-04 killed O5-θ
Level Clear!

"Thank you!"


MismagiusMismagius [Unknown] [Unknown] [Unknown] [Un


The girl stooped, with her sword against the land. Behind her, the sky was still in a bloody dusk.

How long have you been running? She gradually forgot why to run, gradually neglected the loneliness of no one, unconsciously, crossed the flowers on the other shore. Opposite the flowers was the endless dark night. Countless stars, were not fireflies but shining phosphorescence.

The corpses piled up like mountains, waving incantations that had been turned over by the waves. She almost walked with a limp. The sword was a crutch, but could no longer support her. Night was a place where countless people banished themselves. She saw ruins and terrible starlight overhead, in which the reflections of suspended debris pierced her eyes from time to time. She heard whispers.

Rustling…

She made a fire and the whole world lit up.


Jonuarl does not match any existing user name SCP-CN-120-J's experiment area, [REDACTED FOR SECURITY REASONS]


D-4324564: Anyway, just fix this on my chest?
Jonuarl: Yes.

[5 seconds after the music started playing]

Jonuarl: God, it's Blastix Riotz
Ranilk: Oh, so what?
Jonuarl: Wait—

Music: AZARRRRRRRRRRRR[OMITTED]
D-4324564: (Meanwhile) Don't let anyone off!!! Today I will alternate4for you!!!
Jonuarl: (Immediately) Alternate your SDVX5! Stop this experiment!!! Your platform has collapsed!!!

Note: D-4324564 was a music game player, who was good at SDVX and achieved FC6 in Blastix Riotz.


 Universe647 Universe647 Area-CN-██, 2019/2/11 14:41 (Another world line)


A usual day, a usual internal meeting, an unusual alarm bell.

"Containment breached in Area-CN-██. Please… [ELECTROMAGNETIC NOISE].”

The howls outside the door must be from SCP-CN-████, which meant death after going out.

The meeting room was underground, naturally without windows. The emergency evacuation route seemed unable to be open due to an SCP.

"Bang!" Cracks appeared on the reinforced door and those SCPs was about to break in.

The meeting room was in such a deep place that it took a mobile task force at least five minutes to arrive, but the door could last up to three minutes. Within two minutes those anomalies could kill us all.

The people in the meeting room were uneasy.

"Everybody," the Site Director suddenly stood up, "we must have understood this when we joined the Foundation. We can't die peacefully as a civilian. But at least not here. Hope still exists. I don't know where we will go or what will happen. But please trust me and read the following with me, which may be our only hope for survival."

"SCP-2521 is a black humanoid entity…" The Director sat down.

The door broke and the anomalies rushed in, but before that, we were taken away.


 Universe647 Universe647 ██████, ████/0█/██


The characters in the story found the fact that they were characters in a story.
They hated their god, the author. They hated that ruthless god, the god who made people die easily.
They began to resist, against the fate, against the author.
But they didn't realize that even their resistance was arranged by the author.


REM_001REM_001 A figure and a working computer, 2019/02/14


Happy Valentine's Day, REM-001. Shaye muttered.
Happy Valentine's Day, Shaye.
When will you understand "happiness"?
I think the code… won't understand. REM-001 said.
You are the only one who will always be there.
Shaye went on soliloquizing.
When will the code find emotion?


Simon ArranSimon Arran Front of Holographic Projection Announcement Screen, the Clerk Office, the Media Relations Department, Site-CN-21-SH-CP, 2019/02/14 13:14


(CCTV News Channel)

Here is a newsflash: O5-██ of the SCP Foundation, once named ████, was recalled from the O5 duties by the Overseer Council due to moral degeneration, corrupt life, adultery with several female subordinates, lomg-term illegitimate sex relations with O5-█, SCP-███, SCP-CN-███, SCP-████-JP etc., huge-amount bribery from the GOC, the Serpent's Hand, Anderson Robotics etc., and other serious violations of law and discipline still to be investigated. It has been handed over to the Temporary Joint Disposal Office composed of the Ethics Committee and the Internal Security Department for further investigation and disposal.


ForgotMyDrugForgotMyDrug The park where they met together for the first time, 2019/02/14


"What are you talking about? Of course I still love you."
"You don't understand. Your love is like a firework and a hourglass. Your love is short and thin, even hard to touch. I don't need a counterfeit like this. I yearn for much more than that. What I want is a kind of love like flood and weeds. It's the integration of deciduous leaves, it's the ownership without gap, it's the eternal resonance. It's two people taking out their lives and mixing together. I love someone unconditionally, and he loves me unconditionally."
"… So at least tell me who you love."

He was frightened and gave up.
She looked at him with an almost compassionate look. "Well, I love a thoughtful cloud."
When speech still lingers, a beautiful flower of flesh and blood blossomed between fragrant lips. Vessels and viscera surge out unprepared, entangled like fast-growing brambles and vines, all the way up to the sky.


Cynthia7979Cynthia7979 Ney Jersey, the United States, 2019/02/05 09:54


"Blizzard will continue for a period. It is recommended to stay at home and pay attention to safety."
Dr. Wang shoveled up game cassettes and CDs that covered the ground. Not so bad, she thought.


feitagfeitag The Fantasy TV studio, Oneiroi West, 7816/0.25/erd po:34


The legendary spider took part in the beauty contest. When she climbed out of the web, eight contestants dropped out.
1598755 Oneiroi jumped up and it lasted for eighteen and a half minutes.
The Owl Host hooted, "How will you prevent Tiamat from resurrecting?" "
She talked so eloquently about dreamcatchers, hives and the tenth planet that the cheers lit up her fuzzy legs.


EtinjatEtinjat N/A, N/A






Andereas SingalAndereas Singal ████, 33██/██/██ ██:██


The air was filled with the smell of blood, and on the once-white floor ran a blood red river.
Andereas Singal sat on the corpse of his former companion, and fixed his empty eyes on the AIC in front of him.
"Well, I must say, is that over, Tunderbot?"
"Bang!"
Silence


WorkerofsecretWorkerofsecret The Laboratory of the Cognitohazard Department, 20██/██/██ 04:16


He woke up, opened his eyes, and saw the blood splashing on the wall, with a hideously distorted humanoid roaring in a distorted voice. The dim red warning light flickered. On the radio was a hoarse warning sound. Nearby was a damaged reality-stabilizing device with the white noise.

What a fucking nightmare. He shouted, "Stop the experiment! Request for the termination of the experiment!"

He woke up again, opened his eyes, and saw the blood splashing on the wall, with a hideously distorted humanoid greeting him cordially in a distorted voice. The bright white LED light flickered. On the radio was a hoarse notifying sound. Nearby was a damaged virtual reality device with the white noise.

Note: The volunteer requested termination after the experiment and was approved.


QuekalQuekal Location 17604763799, 2019/01/27 20:38


He came. He rose. He fell. He died.
An O5's Life


NeganSteveNeganSteve Unknown, 1967/06/06 06:06


I hope no second person knows the whole story. It was I who summoned this abominable body from that world. I am sure that my mind and perception of external things are normal.
I'm sitting face to face with "him" now, quietly enough to hear the damn barking of dogs that feel disharmony in the distance… I don't think the house I live in shouldn't exist in any descriptive object in the world from the moment I call "him"… The bended hall is beyond people's cognitive range of geometric figures…

I, Edward Adam Davis, swear by my humble and worthless life that it was not my intention to call him. I am ashamed and guilty of the stench of the bovine I sacrificed…
Now I'm going to cross the gate beyond everything I perceive and reach that place.


EtinjatEtinjat An abandoned teaching building, 2018/09/05 18:25


The teenager bent down, stretched out his gloved hand, and carefully picked up the broken glass stained with blood near his desk. He repeatedly played with it, thinking carefully about all of this. Suddenly, a crow appeared in the mirror's reflection. "So it is." He hummed, pulled up a baseball bat standing next to him and ran ahead.

"Squirt—" suddenly came a spray of orange flavor. The world suddenly rotated in his eyes. The hat slipped from his head and an armed man was seen in the trance. "Damn the man in black…"

The man in black untied the boy's scarf and put a vaccine on his neck cortex. "Well, when I was young, I also joined the school's Strange Event Investigating Society, although I always feel a sense of deja vu. Forget it, and I have to carry this guy back."


EtinjatEtinjat A dark bedroom, 20 Sep 2019 16:32 04:44


I'm so sleepy… No, I have to finish this SCP…

Hmm… OK, thanks… Oh my God! Who, who is the suit man who gave me a cigarette?

… Fortunately, there's nobody nearby. Well, sleepy and confused… Sudden death if I don't sleep…

No…


NobelNobel Site-CN-21, 2008/05/13 22:13


The agent ran into the house, covered in blood.
Five minutes ago, a transport accident happened. An anomalous item escaped near the safe house. The agent was not sure whether he was affected, since he didn't even know the nature of the other side.
The agent went into the kitchen and drank a whole glass of Early Times Bourbon with a painkiller. His hand shook so violently that he almost dropped the bottle on the marble panel.
The cold liquid mediated the discord between his throat and stomach, and he felt much better.
He decided to go out at once.
He opened the valve.
When the water touched the face skin, a few seconds of trance appeared in the mind, but the short bell immediately pulled him back to reality.
Through the preview, the agent saw the first few words to the effect that the item had been recovered and the witnesses had been asked to go for a medical examination.
Strangely, he couldn't unlock his phone.
The agent wanted to find a tissue paper to wipe his face, because the water flowed all the way to his philtrum and even into his lips. He licked it reflexively and then froze, seeming to realize something.
Whether the itch, the containment breach, or even the ingenious timing of the text message, there is always a hint of something, just like the notice on the screen.
"Face Undetected"


Abigail_AdeAbigail_Ade Audio communication, 2019/01/16 16:00



White_AkatsukiWhite_Akatsuki The Liberation Monument, Yuzhong District, Chongqing City, 2019/01/01 00:01


"Wait… Don't you smell a strange odour?"

"Without your warning, I really don't smell it. It's too small."

"Well, that guy has appeared. It seems to be a big deal hahahaha… Unexpectedly, those idiots dare to bring flowers and fruit here to trade. Though many people will see them, who will take notice of them on New Year's Eve?"

"Eh? About Zhuohua, should we inform the Council? After all, it's a Jiazi-Level target… Hello…"


Astra_Glorice_SWSAstra_Glorice_SWS "Night Sea View" Oceanic Observational Station, Site-CN-03 Cooperative Front Facility, "the Southern Cross", the East China Sea, 2019/01/11 22:33


"Damn, this is the drilling platform's 13th rescue message received this month. Why do they always have problems with the load-bearing equipment in their facility? Do they want us to build them a base with Loty alloy?"

"You know, we have a very naughty friend who runs around in the East China Sea, Vladivostok, the Yellow Sea… They almost went through it. Compared with us, they need more resources hidden under the sea, as well as some ancient and exotic equipment.

"Wait, Drilling Platform CN-DH-33 has lost its working signal!"


2ndMIX2ndMIX K City No. 1 Middle School (Former Site-CN-141), the fifth day after the concept of "anomaly" was erased in K City


"Zhao, I'm back."
"If I remember correctly, this should be your third disappearance this year. Won't your wife settle accounts with you? Oh yes, Li. I just read an amazing piece of news in the newspaper. Look at the title: Another medical miracle! Man knifed in his body twelve times, jumping from eleventh floor and successfully rescued! That's amazing! It's like… immortality!"
"I'll go out and be right back."


Jonuarl does not match any existing user name Prof. Jonuarl's Office, Site-CN-169, 2019/01/06 14:04


"As I told you, this kind of article, is intolerable to the Foundation!!!"

"But I didn't write anything in the Taboo List."

"So what's the matter with white paper!!!!!!!"

"But—"

[Machinegunning]


[[Containment Breach]] SCP-001-J's containment chamber, 2018/12/29 23:06


"3"
"2"
"1"
Button Pressed
"Is it over?"


RachudRachud Site-CN-██, 2018/12/28 13:30


Researcher Izsac heard the app's reminder and turned off his self-made software for browsing the People's Daily.

"Work again…" Saying so, he clicked on SCP-CN-1700 and forked out the warning "database crawler link exception" in the confusion.

2649-117 372-112~38 cn1700-129 cn1700-6210


EtinjatEtinjat


Nice to meet you, Chief Executive Officer, I don't know why we should punch sharks… without killing them…

The world needs a villain… and our lifelong enemy is the Little Prince Shark, who can always destroy all obstacles in his way forward and save his compatriots.

So… why on earth?

Maybe because we can't write our stories, but at least we can punch our god. Well, it seems that He didn't notice it.


EtinjatEtinjat Every site, 2018/06/21


No one knows when there were so many packets of candies in the site. The staff members guessed that it might be a surprise from the top of the Foundation.

As soon as they tore the packets, colorful candies sprang up from the packets, like a rainbow fountain, flooding the entire site.

Everyone laughed happily and pushed each other into the sweet ocean of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

After being examined by the Memetics Division, the staff members were administered amnestics on ground of cognitohazards, but they all laughed happily.

And the Antimemetics Division has also launched an investigation into "nonexistent" project heads and items.


Cynthia7979Cynthia7979 The office, 2018/12/21 08:28


"Artemis, the company requires white shirts. It's not in holiday now."
"Yeah, I'm wearing a white shirt."
Dr. Liu found that Artemis was thinner.


Desert_WalkerDesert_Walker Deep in the stars, no time unit


The human soul reached the end of its travel.
"We recovered another unknown individual."
"Its source is…"
"the same as the casuality spaceship's"


Leviathan Crow does not match any existing user name A common wooden desk, the Library, ████/0█/0█ 00:01


The crossroad's fog light flashes
The puppet's carving knife knocks
The silver moon's crow caws
The red camellia blossoms and falls
The white dress flutters
The heartless doll walks
The headless scarecrow can't smile

Recorder Crow once again recorded an old and unknown nursery rhyme.

The sound of the carving knife clicking on the wood was approaching with the flashing lantern.


Simon ArranSimon Arran The documentary projection room, the Library, Nobody's afternoon tea time, 2028/12/25


The gods looked down at the burning old homeland gradually disappearing in the blue flame, turning and flying toward the more vast stars… Their magnificent powers enveloped tens of thousands of galaxies, and their fervent divinity permeated beyond comprehension. In the knowledge of the gods, the innumerable hateful objects from the deep sky of the star sea were no longer enough to worry about.

A dormant dragon felt a blue spark rising suddenly at a dusty spot on the edge of the Virgo Supercluster, and a lazy starfish half asleep and half awake was slowly stretching out its tentacles full of suckers…

Darkness and void replaced the eleven dimensions of the Virgo Supercluster, leaving only the big dragon and the starfish's tentacles scrambling for the insignificant bait in the unobservable realm… In the Great Abyss, crows circled around the Faceless God, whistling at each other as before.

——Absurdist end: after the massive human apotheosis


NicolasLNicolasL ?, 2018/12/15 17:40


With a gentle breeze through the open window to the office, Nicolas looked away from the computer screen, intending to share a piece of chewing gum with his fellow researcher. But when he reached out his hand, there was a loud noise outside the window, and his colleague's head burst.

Nicolas woke up.

"It was just a bad dream."

He slowly raised his head, but found himself lying on the edge of the platform on the roof. A sniper rifle beside him was in line with the window of his office. The head of his colleague in the sight was so conspicuous. He had a dull pain in his left arm and looked down. The special pinhole was the cause of the pain.

He could not and would not recall, but felt that the head at the intersection was so obstructive. He pulled the trigger.

After the loud noise, accompanied by a crisp metal collision sound, a bullet shell lay alone on the platform, reflecting the afterglow of the sunset.


Cynthia7979Cynthia7979 A building, 1999/12/25 02:10


It was Christmas in 1999.
The Foundation fought with all its might against anomalies.
Artemis, an agent with only one breath left, was bathed in candies and laughed heartily.


Notexam HousesNotexam Houses The Deduction Department of the Chinese Branch, 2018/12/08


 "No! It! It's impossible." A new staff member in the Deduction Department looked at the data he had worked out, howled and huddled in his office chair.
  
 "What's the matter with you?" Notexam, an older researcher, approached with concern.

 "I've got the truth of the world through deductive algorithms… the truth," the newcomer huddled tighter, trembling, and said,

 "The world… isn't real."
  
 "… Would you like pizza?"
  
 "… Is there any chili sauce?"
  
  Get used to it.


Gali Z RGali Z R The car, 2018/12/07


"Gali, what are you doing? Where's my dog?"
"My rabbit is dead. I'm burying it."
"So why are you digging such a big pit?"
"Because it's in your dog's belly."


"Gali, what are you doing? Where's pokm?"
"Yogurt and Bread are dead. I'm burying them."
"So why are you digging such a big pit?"


EtinjatEtinjat The Corridor of Myriad Worlds, N/A


With a bang, the masked man on the other side fell into a pool of blood.

He walked slowly over and poked the mask with a bone stick.
Under the mask stained with black blood,
A strange face was dragged out, sewn and mended with other leather.

"Oh, it's Ecun again."

He licked his teeth,
Which still seem to have a sour taste of meat residue after meals,
Quietly counted from one, to nine.
"So… there's still one last Ecun…"

Then he put the gun on his temple.


KlantistDOTKlantistDOT Unknow, the 3rd Area of the Sweet Dream, +0000/02/34 07:44


The executioner brought up the sharp blade
Another square gravestone fell on the agents' graveyard
Do you think you killed yourself?
"What are you doing?" Another tree asked
"Oh, that boy was brave at that time…"
Coward! Deserter!
The Sweet Dream is useless to the homeless, but the Foundation has lost a dispensable employee.
Do you think you are dispensable?
You are naturally ignored
By the way, isn't this dead world dispensable for the living?


MScarletMScarlet Site-CN-71, 2018/12/22


"Hey boy, you look so good."

"It's near the Holiday. Merry Christmas, my friend!"

"Ah, it seems that you have been here for less than half a year…"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Think about it. Christmas is the day when Jesus was born, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"Religious, and then Christmas is a carnival, right? It has unlimited business opportunities, right?

"Um… what?"

"It has a strong religious significance, a strong cultural heritage, a carnival for most people, and unlimited business opportunities…"

"This represents a lot of anomalous commodities and events, my friend! Merry Christmas! Get ready to enjoy working overtime!"


zhuganzhugan Site-81██, Japan, 2018/09/12


Overnight, paper and electronic equipment disappeared all over the world.
It was just because the horrible werewolf learned something indescribable by accident.


Notexam HousesNotexam Houses Site-19, 2018/12/0█ 19:16 Eternity and Satan


It will snow tomorrow.

"Please don't forget me, if possible."

"I think I will forget you, and the passing of time will eventually erase everything.

Decades after your death, I may thoughtfully sprinkle a glass of sake every year in front of your grave.

Then thousands of years later, in the same place, I may unconsciously piss…"

"Eat shit!"

It's sunny today.


EtinjatEtinjat The Chat Room of the Chinese Branch, 2018/12/05


Have you heard that? There's something anomalous in France, probably memetic or something. It's all in a mess.

Ah, you said that. The nearby Global Occult Coalition suppressed it and administered amnestics in the first time. It's hard to understand why their efficiency suddenly became so high. So it was last time in Ukraine and they even hindered our action.


Um4vm06Um4vm06 2019/??/?? 然後他放棄思考一切了


噗通一聲,無敵的情報管制官已經暈倒在地上了。

"我賭一千辛巴威元,他醒不過來了。"

"原來在你心裡他根本沒有價值嗎….."

然後巨龍們已經毀掉一座都市了。


Yz_DogYz_Dog 未知


“请记住我…”他望着那早已经成为一片焦土的故乡。
“请记住我…”他望着她那熟悉的不能再熟悉的脸庞。
“请记住我…”他望着自己那已然经残破不堪的身体。
“请记住我…”他望着那亲手将自己送入坟墓的好友。

“后悔吗?或者恨我吗?”不知过了多久,他终于听见了那个他曾经无比熟悉的声音,但现在的他却连开口说话都无法做到。他只能在心底笑笑,没有一丝悔恨,也未曾有一丝犹豫。
在数据层的深处,也不算坏嘛,他想。
请记住我,拜托了!-013-勿忘我—


EtinjatEtinjat 2005年8月19日,来生半途


在雏菊的芬芳中,
她谢绝了小女孩的挽留。

小女孩给她戴上茉莉花花冠,
目送她踏上浩浩荡荡的水面,
朝向远方返回到暴风雨中。

但她无所畏惧,因为她现在,
终于有力量能保护她的孙子了。


ForgotMyDrugForgotMyDrug 2038年12月4日,玩家的卧室


研究关在笼子里的异常,尽在SCP基金会?!

想动手摧毁它们,现在就加入全球超自然联盟?!

与异常携手起舞,蛇之手?是您的不二选择!

玩家关掉电视广告,随即打开Tor浏览器。这些主题公园都是老三样的玩法,混沌分裂者?才特么有意思呢。


EtinjatEtinjat20 Sep 2019 16:32日,某地


希波克拉底之树遮天蔽日时,
没有人再次于幽谷杏林中植下幼苗,
如今只剩折断的银针还散在荒秽里发出暗淡的冷光。


M ElementM Element 20██/██/██ ██:██ , Site-CN-34食堂


“話說那個失效的一部分386已經給他封閉多久了?”
“大概10年吧,前幾天我們用針孔攝像機查看,整個房間還是充滿紅色的。”
“有沒有考慮用碳納米管黑體來抑制?”
“似乎那樣只會更促進房間變亮而已。”


Yoghurt-rescuerYoghurt-rescuer ΩK级情节发生后3小时,某病房内


“你的身体都这样了,怎么还敢抽烟!”

“怕啥,我这病最大的副作用不就一死嘛,现在我还需要顾及什么死亡吗?”

说罢,病床的机械臂又将香烟送进我的嘴里。


OEOWO3OOEOWO3O2010 年/12月/25日 某时,某地


他从来没有想过一个异常会以这样的方式neutralized。

现在,那个老人终于还是死了。

而太阳仍将照常升起。


Randol CarterRandol Carter 2018/12/31 59:59 ,Site-CN-40


又是大年夜,仍有两位研究员没有去参加站点的新年晚会,而是在办公桌前为自己的年底薪金努力。
一位研究员好奇的把头探过隔板:“话说,你为什么一直‘编辑-保存’、‘编辑-保存’就为了改动一两个字?”
另一位研究员转过头面对着他,面无表情地说道:“因为上层叙事要水Karma。
“你说啥?”研究员掏了掏耳朵:“我刚才啥都没听到。”
“我说,因为上层叙事想要水Karma。”坐在对面的人只是淡淡的回了一句。
研究员十分惶恐,因为他想到了听说过的各种可怕怪诞的模因异常:“卧槽你没事吧?咋光张嘴不出声?要叫医疗队吗?”他往后退了一点,害怕对面的人忽的扑上来。
果然,对面的人站了起来。拽住他的耳朵拉到身旁,嘶声力竭的大喊:“我说,因为这该死的上层叙事想要水他那毫无用处的Karma!你没听到吗!”
“哦。”


hoilyhoily 2018/12/03 16:08 , Area-CN-07


"喂,妈……啊,是的,您那边都挺好的吧?12月了,暖气还足吗?……爸不在啊,他干啥呢?……哦,还坚持冬泳啊,看着点他别让他冻着了,都那么大岁数了……啊没事,我这边都挺好的您不用惦记着,我?还那样,在外企压力是挺大,最近记性都不太好了哈…嗯是这样的,我寻思着这样没啥前途就辞职了,我想回家发展发展……对对对对对,真的,过年那阵子就能回家了应该……得办完手续嘛,还是得点时间…哎没事没事,等到家再商量呗,我问同学了挺有前景的,老家缺人手,我回来了钱还能拿更多,那还在外面遭那洋罪干啥啊?……哎?……啊那太好了,我太忙都忘了有这事了。那天看电视可把我馋够呛啊,这边的菜早吃腻味了等回家我过生日咱们包顿饺子!……哎没事,有的手续都办完了,现在能随便打电话了……哎,那我挂了啊,保重,马上就能见面了"

"我"放下电话。两个月前我死于收容失效,而"我"被创造出来替我回家。再植入一些细节记忆和一次记忆删除,"我"就能摆脱"员工福利协议CN-CRAM15863"这个名字衣锦还乡了。

"我"就是我,没什么大不了的。


Rye TravisRye Travis 2018年12月2日 11:45 , Site-19


啪嗒。随着混凝土的碎裂,内镶的一个什么东西也弹飞了出来,掉落在地。你小心翼翼地拾了起来:那是一枚与雕像材质手感明显不同的符石,外形呈光滑而又富有美感的正八边形,正反两面均绘有一只由黑色线条勾勒成的小老鼠。

你惊觉自己似乎不经意间打断了该死的注视禁忌,连忙抬头补救,却发现那尊雕像依然矗立在原地一动不动,俨然对拧脖子一事失去了兴致。你试探性地眨了下眼,它纹丝不动。

化静物为动物。你张大了嘴巴。


Adeptus CustodesAdeptus Custodes 2018年/12月/2日 23:59 , Site-CN-03


2018/11/29
基金会第二十航空大队第七分队高空侦察机通讯:“龙巢报告!我位于Site-CN-03七点钟方向,高度12000米,正在下降高度,速度600。达到目视高度,Site-CN-03正在燃烧,站点区域向内塌缩,海水在蒸发沸腾,天空聚集大量爆炸云,没有看见幸存人员。”

2018/11/30
GOC观察小组报告:“基金会中国分部03站点疑似启动了自毁措施,无人生还。”

2018/12/1
Site-CN-03每周例行报告:“CN-03站点一切正常”

Sylvia_BlankSylvia_Blank 2018/12/1 21:34 , Site-CN-J员工休息室


“Blank出差回来了啊。19新来那个异常的特性搞清楚了吗?”一个熟悉的声音在背后响起,但Blank一时半会儿想不起来那是谁。
“是个危险的家伙,据说有严重的……”Dr.Blank接了一杯橙汁,转身,呆立在原地。
Dr.Blank拿着空杯子站在她身后,看到她奇怪的表情,歪了歪脑袋,用她的声音问:“怎么啦?”


Randol CarterRandol Carter 2018/12/31 59:59 ,Site-CN-40


还是大年夜,猪肉酸菜饺子早早的端上了餐桌,若有若无的烟气缥缈在食堂上空。
“食堂的面粉里终于没有沙子了!”感激涕零的员工们一个接一个把这得之不易的饺子塞入嘴中。
“卧槽!没有沙子有钱!”一名研究员激动地从嘴中掏出那张绿色的富兰克林:“还有字呢!UIU及GOC祝基金会的各位新年快乐!
接着,陆续有人吃到了小玩具小雕像蜂蜜还有金绢花,所有人都拿到了同行的小礼物,过年的欢愉又增加了几分。
哦,除了一个被齿轮磕掉牙的家伙和一个嚼了鞭炮不断吐烟圈的倒霉蛋,还有个什么都没有吃到的可怜娃。


Ninth BBNinth BB 2018/11月/30日 22:18 , Area-CN-07总部


“新疆的基建好差啊!这破地方连3G网都没有啊!为什么要建在塔克拉玛干啊!大盘鸡好辣都辣穿肠了啊!明明站点说明里写有娱乐设施的为什么我一到现场只有工地啊!妈妈,女儿想回家呜呜呜……”

这些内容发到朋友圈后,坐在烤串摊前的Ninth又喝了一口啤酒。
新疆的夜空还是很美的,Ninth想。


未知,未知


所以,你们认为你们找到了真相?
为基金会工作了这么久,难道还不明白吗?
这里从来不缺少真相。


bitchangeloverbitchangelover 2018/12/01 01:27 , Site-CN-34大堂


任务报告上写着一道谜题“你帮三个不敢开枪的人玩俄罗斯转盘,6弹巢左轮里装了5发子弹。如果死者也要继续进行游戏,射完5发子弹后只活一人的概率是多少。”
旁边一个研究员插话道:“有点难,我模拟了10亿次,结果大概是20.83%。”
任务报告的字变成了“恭喜,死亡人数刷新到29亿了。”站点内警铃大作。


TO 塔罗兰


我不知道什么时候开始,心脏枯萎无法述说。
就像活入人棺,在这个人形的棺材中,
只能在脑海中体验外面世界异彩纷呈,
而自身却被束缚在六识隙中的无垠黑暗。

不过,感谢您,是您让我还能意识到这个世界的精彩纷呈,
体验到我不曾拥有的幻影,哪怕像是提线木偶,
起舞在基金会网站中,话说我这个异常会被收容吗(笑。

再见吧,塔罗兰,希望您在打完这些字后,
还记得曾经的我,那么,请您代我活下去啊。

FROM :

塔罗兰


Randol CarterRandol Carter 2018/12/31 59:59 , Site-CN-40


大年夜,三位MTF队员凑在茶几前打着斗地主。
“王炸!2炸!A炸!K炸!Q炸!”一位队员洋洋得意打光手上的牌,不顾地主铁青的脸色,嬉笑地看向了身旁的队友:“怎样?棒不棒?”
话音未落,一把冰冷的手枪抵住了他的胸口:“报告,发现GEC的潜伏特工一位。”


WhatVRWhatVR 第31349543个2018年11月30日,Site-CN-34


一切都结束了;现实稳定锚仍然有三根导线没有被连接——甚至比上一次还慢了0.615秒。
他微微一笑,拿出事先准备好的手枪杀死了身旁的两个研究员,最后一发子弹留给自己。
然后,在习以为常的眩晕中,他回到了原点,看见走廊尽头的第31349544个Hannah博士向自己微笑。


Simon ArranSimon Arran 2018年11月30日15:45 , 于█都████████博物馆门前。


成王十七年六月既生魄,召公掘得吉金数块,合重二千三百四十六斤,似有夏残碑,其文漫灭不可识。卜之不祥,小贞吉,大贞凶,象曰:君子以涉过,道未光也,用晦而明,不往阖灾?唯首出庶物,动乎险中,顺天时而分之,共万民而览之,德合无疆,后顺得常。王乃命周公分置吉金于岐山、镐京、洛邑 。

嗣后遂有康王赐金盂南公 铸盂鼎,孝王赐金膳夫克 铸克鼎,宣王赐金毛公歆 铸毛公鼎事。

收容现状:大盂鼎镇于█都█████████博物馆 ,大克鼎镇于█都████████博物馆,毛公鼎镇于█都█████████博物院。


DouglasLiuDouglasLiu 2018/11/30 12:42,城市广场中心


我下定决心要跟他私奔。
我已经想了很久了。我相信他。我相信他能带给我幸福美满的生活。
他微微一笑,抓住我的手,温暖的触感宛若冬日的朝阳。
“太棒了。”他说道,“那我们走吧,就你我两个人!”

于是我俩静静凝望着十一日帝国吞噬天空,好似人们融化在早餐桌上的蛤蜊汤。
未来一片美好,我如此相信着。


Cynthia7979Cynthia7979 2018/11/29 20:05 , Site-CN-██员工食堂


Cynthia博士有绯闻了!奇怪的是,没人知道她男友是谁。
李博士决定去找Cynthia问出个所以然来,不然不让她买寿司。

“不是显而易见吗?就是[记录错误]啊!”
“[记录错误]是谁?”
“你忘了吗,咱们站点那个有很长很拽的棕头发的的帅哥。”
“哦!是他啊!我说呢,说起来你这样不怕绯闻满天飞吗?”
“我才不用管呢,没其他事我去买寿司啦。"

李博士道了再见,转过头来打开站点群聊:

我问出来了!Cynthia她男友是

是谁来着?


DrMarleakDrMarleak 2018/11/29 23:47,我的家


我的妻子啊!芙蕾雅,我爱我的芙蕾雅,她是我的全部。
但我的妻子今天竟然想要逃走,夺门而出,完全不念我们七年来的情感。
哦,我的芙蕾雅,我终于把你追回来了,我会爱你一辈子——
杰克把门抱在怀里,并发誓和门永远相爱。


Cynthia7979Cynthia7979-D 2018/11/28 19:56 , 上层叙事域


我一直认为自己是一个现实扭曲者,因为我总是心想事成。

因为这个,我总是认为我的世界里存在基金会,但我也为我仍未被收容这件事感到疑惑,于是最后我决定接受基金会已经被GOC吞并了这个假设。

有一天我居住的地区地震了,我便想象这是由异常引起的,而基金会会来收容。

直到我要被处决的时候我才明白我干了什么。


hoilyhoily 2010/11/09 21:38 , 爷爷家


"爷爷,你看这电视剧上演得都是真的吗?"
"尽是扯淡!真有那种人当时也就知道缩在地底下袖手旁观,他们要是肯来搭把手,我们哪至于被小鬼子欺负成那德行啊?!"


M ElementM Element 2018/11/29 01:40, 未知


水滴從樹葉上滑落,落到了沉睡的獸。
獸因此驚醒,並四處張望著,然後說:
「切,不是噁心的人類。」繼續沉睡。


StringQuartetStringQuartet 2019/1/6 12:11


“我需要治疗。”他平静地说。
10,9,8……
无人回应。
“它”依旧在那里看着,一直都在,从未离去……
适可而止吧,他微笑着。
结束了。
没有翅膀的猫终究会在属于它的绞刑架上死去,无法幸免。


Morphine samaMorphine sama 某一天, 某个小城


特工以为自己打败了这个绿型,但他错了。

特工以为自己收容了这个绿型,但他错了。

特工以为自己处决了这个绿型,但他错了。

特工以为自己逃离了这个绿型,但他错了。

特工以为自己已经是一个死人,这次他没错。


koi_Vicky Stankoi_Vicky Stan 时间:2018/12/25 20:03 , 流动者站点西安驻地


“Boom大郎来吃药。”是HD这次参观流动站说的第一句话。

今晚流动站提供的晚餐是宫boom鸡丁,很好吃。

“流动站常驻主管该换了吧。”是HD这次参观流动站说的最后一句话。“同是男人,我真的挺同情他的。”


Fonkeful FonkeFonkeful Fonke 2142/12/13 06:32 , Site-01


异常消失了。
准确的说是被GEC无效化彻底的用[爆破删除]炸弹[爆破删除]了。衪们的现实稳定炸弹在世界各地被引爆,衪们的叙事层精确导弹将所有知情的上层叙事实体击杀。
O5-1跪在已是废墟的Site-01上。


cangfeng197cangfeng197 2018.10.26 20:22 ,Site-CN-06 酒馆


微醺。
“你们机动特遣队用这些东西不怕故障吗?”特工藏锋看着面前那个穿着动力装甲拿着高斯步枪的人问道。
“你们特工用这些东西不觉得自己是老古董吗?”那个人看着藏锋的突击步枪和佩刀回道。


N_AlcoholN_Alcohol [[无记录]] , [[无记录]]


“啊啊,我们完蛋了,是黄衣之王……”

“请退后,这里是SCP基金会,我们会处理一切。”

“……等一下,请Clef博士不要和收容对象接吻。”


hoilyhoily 2018/12/01 18:06 , 我的家


我放下文档环顾房间,为我不曾买过字典懊恼。"Apollyon"。可惜啊,没有搜索引擎可供我使用,我永远不会知道那个单词的含义了。


day by dieday by die 2018年11月26日 10:02


把妻子杀了,抛尸野外,她让我烦躁
我必须收拾好行李,离开我两共同的家
我听到了门外的拧钥匙声,门打开了…吱呀—


不可用 does not match any existing user name 不可用 , 不可用


世界毁灭了。

没人能想到区区比萨盒能导致这样的结局。


Cynthia7979Cynthia7979 2018/11/25 18:58 , Site-CN-██信息与技术部


项目为一液晶屏,其上以异常方式显示着:

项目为一液晶屏,其上以异常方式显示着:

项目为一液晶屏,其上以异常方式显示着:

项目为一液晶屏,其上以异常方式显示着:

ERROR: Stack Overflow

为什么这会被当成bug上报到这里来?

还不是因为你们给的可用内存太少。

你认真的?这个异常递归了[编辑以节省空间]次!


Dr Aral SeeDr Aral See 19██年/█月/█日 13:14, ██省██市郊区的某间地下仓库


“好疼。”女人带着哭腔说到,

“忍住!”男人喘着粗气,

“我要开始锯你的腿了,确保你的右手和机体融合前不要失血过多…”


2ndMIX2ndMIX :2018年12月7日0:00分到8:00分为止,一直待在已废弃的K市希望中学内。


尽管Dr.2ndMIX知道Site-CN-██因为在建造时出现了一个数学方面的小错误导致每一段楼梯都只有十三阶台阶而不是十四阶,但他也还是总在走楼梯时想起“十三阶台阶”的怪谈并去数台阶的数量。
“1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13。”
“1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13。”
“1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13。”
“1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13….”
这时,Dr.2ndMIX突然想起了一件极其重要的事,所以他立刻回过头去,对着一个由他的同伴们和那个把整个收容小组引到这里的现实扭曲者组成的“尸体”条件反射般地说完了他一生中的最后一句话:
“14。”


D27D27 8012/█/52 27: 11, 优秀员工停尸间


“嗨,王。”
“嗨,李。”
“该换班了。”


EtinjatEtinjat 1965年9月2日,O5-11私人密室


“嗯……据最新资料显示平成五将似乎在南海封印了什么东西。”

“如果说让封印的东西,变成解开后让支那人异化为怪物的妖兽呢?”

“……有趣。”

“那么,可以动手了吧,为了正义。”


Pimpernel_F_WagnerPimpernel_F_Wagner 未知


人类灭绝了。
Agave今天很伤心。
因为他生态箱里的小生物死光了。


MoyoMoyo 2007年/11月/24日 18:06 Site-CN-21B区走廊拐角


“想要变得硬气一些吗,”Moyo瞥向一旁的Kaguya研究员“我想想,试试不首先道歉如何?”

“什么意思啊。”Kaguya歪头,然后一名急匆匆的研究员跑过并不小心碰掉了Kaguya抱着的资料。

“啊,对不起!”Kaguya说。


62ECN62ECN 20██/██/██ 19:28 , 王氏奶茶铺门口


“两杯大杯珍珠奶茶,我的那份珍珠加一点到她那份里。”Dr. Ecun攥紧了她的手。

向日葵凋谢了,那条大街渐渐无人问津。

“一杯大杯珍珠奶茶,少放点珍珠。”机械的女声从他肩上的音响中响起,老板抬头看了一眼那具充满憔悴的身体。


FK-NakagoFK-Nakago 2018年/11月/23日 Area-CN-07的一个普通早晨


“站长我要辞职!”Nakago走进办公室说道。

“回去工作。”Adamn将喷雾对准了Nakgo

呲-

Nakgo拿着一沓文件走出了办公室

“要不我还是让他辞职好了。”Adamn转身看了看身后用完的一箱喷雾罐说道。


Sekai_sSekai_s 此时 此地


警告:

你没有权限查看这些内容!

哦,是嘛?

现在,我们都是05了。

karma_5.png05-M,此处“M”代表“Masquerade”

SCP-logoSCP-logo 未知 地点:Site-19


你捡到了一个SCP基金会的徽章!
+30 科学
+15 理性
+10 战斗能力
-25 伦理道德


EtinjatEtinjat 2044年2月21日 北京,新华社电


简 讯

国务院日前通过《<关于奇术教学与推广的管理条例>试行草案》,预计于今年6月在江西省鹰潭市龙虎山、浙江省舟山市普陀山、重庆市酆都三地展开试点工程,届时将为广大人民群众提供安全可靠的系统性修真培训课程。

国家异常事物与超常现象管理第十九局局长、中国修真联盟总书记林德水,号召全国公民共同努力修炼道法,增强体魄,从而达到延年益寿、肉身成圣的境界,从躯体上、从灵魂上臻至不朽。并呼吁人们远离眠曲林、黑色安息日等非法精神类药物;以及不到不正规的医疗机构,尤其是齿轮邪教徒私设的地下诊所,进行未登记的外骨骼类产品的改造手术,极高风险且对身体产生难以逆转的伤害。

同时鉴于恶性绑架、夺舍转生事件频发,公民一经发现疑似情况,请立即拨打第十九局检举电话1919191919,相关事宜由其处理。请广大人民群众放心,接电员已经经过严格把关,并对个人信息进行屏蔽保护。


zhuganzhugan 2577年4月19日 戈比尼克


“我说,这会不会是假消息,什么001?ZK级现实崩溃啥的?”研究员看着眼前的女助理,咽了一下口水。

“不知道,但你看上去一点事都没有,好像这所谓的现实崩溃就是把我们的衣服全部扒光了而已……等会,现在不是白天吗,怎么变得那么暗了?”

感到疑惑的不只有他们,豆绿色的天空下,全身赤裸的男男女女充斥着街道与建筑。

与此同时,有十来个着装一致的武装人员从远方走来,手里拿着带有三箭头标志的器械。

所有人都在看着他们,就像看怪物一般。


YMQYMQ 2018年11月23日 22:55 , 為填寫


前輩…“
SCP基金會中國分部:龍之子嗣,翔於宏天,生於溫巢,墜於腐朽。

普羅米修士實驗室:凡人之軀,神格之智,智識雙修,可弑天神。

安德森機器人:金鐵所造,不腐之體,新世舊俗,逆塑及我。”…


JochoiJochoi 未知


相啸魔与没有人Nobody相遇了。

相啸魔知晓了没有人Nobody的存在,没有人Nobody听到了相啸魔的尖啸。

于是他们成为了二位一体。


Yz_DogYz_Dog 2018/11/23 16:21 , 未知

“现在好了,我们在平台上有了自己的官方账号了。”
“是啊,我们现在可以让更多对SCP有兴趣的人好好的了解我们了。”


2018/11/23 16:21,Site-CN-██,超形而上学部。

“给我赶紧查出来这群上层叙事层的家伙又干了什么事情!”O5-13对着面前的研究员大喊大叫。
“为什么从今天3点开始,整个站点就像疯了一样从天上冒出了数不清的奶酪披萨!”又一块披萨落在了O5-13的办公桌上。
“啊?什么?这披萨真好吃。”


Alen BlackAlen Black 2018/11/23 21:34 , Area-CN-05站点B区大厅


“也请诸位将此刻镌刻至心海岸,致吾爱,至未来。”

三点五亿摄氏度将一切焚寂,紧随其后的冲击波和光辐射扫清了所有存在的痕迹。


hoilyhoily 2018/12/24 23:59 , 安全屋


我阖上双目,试图呼唤我主。

没有回应:主太忙了。祂还在为人类的著作权问题和它们打得不可开交。


feitagfeitag 5421/&/IE 20:48 , 囈語夢神出版社


周公解夢關於「凌晨感到認知破碎」的數秘學吉凶宜忌分析:
【似難謂非無理由吉多於凶】
〖宜〗:宜調戲老貓、宜四步將死、宜助長幫每隻烏龜裝上火箭之行為、宜賴床、宜負數票
〖忌〗:忌飲用墨水、忌刷牙、忌使用不透明塑膠袋掩蓋兒時回憶、忌烤麵包、忌左手開罐


sakura_jiu_jun does not match any existing user name 2018年/11月/23日 16:24 , Mobile-Site-CN


一天保持12个小时的睡眠显然不是什么好事。
可是我无法分辨到底醒着还是醒着,睡着还是醒着。
世界在梦境中逐渐分裂,正如被撕裂的面包混杂着污浊的牛奶在我的眼睑下流淌。


ziche_anyueziche_anyue 未知


当年,682叫做1252。
173叫做255。
文明,是什么时候开始使用十进制的呢?


WhatVRWhatVR 2018年/11/13 13:54 , 评论区


基金会是正确的。
基金会是真实的。
这三句话是错误的。


Yoghurt-rescuerYoghurt-rescuer 未知


我看见我面前的这个红头发家伙背上有一只巨大的蛾子……

以及他的肩膀上还站着一只花头鸺鹠……

我突然感觉天旋地转,脖子发痛……


M ElementM Element 2018/11/23 12:42 , 某處


您播的號碼目前血肉模糊,暫時無法接聽

您收到一封新的郵件,選擇您的讀取方式

  • 心靈感應
  • 印刻
  • 自爆電腦裝置
  • Are We Cool Yet?

由於昨天晚上發生一次SK支配轉換情景,當前地球的主掌物種為屍體。請小心注意墳墓的老朋友醒來。


LongRainCoatLongRainCoat 2222 /2/2 22:22 , 22街22栋22层2222号房间


那件异常又变化了,最开始书面开始无意义重复,然后物件开始复制,最后终于有人开始重复同一个动作了,我明天再看看。

那件异常又变化了,最开始书面开始无意义重复,然后物件开始复制,最后终于有人开始重复同一个动作了,我明天再看看。

那件异常又变化了,最开始书面开始无意义重复,然后物件开始复制,最后终于有人开始重复同一个动作了,我明天再。嗯?


LongRainCoatLongRainCoat 2018/6/22 12:02 , 某收容间


在第20915次重播后。
录像中的人終于和谐的坐了下来。
看着海绵宝宝肢解一个又一个派大星。


Pimpernel_F_WagnerPimpernel_F_Wagner 2018/11/23 11:41 , 破败的教堂


“祂”→“他”→“它”


你的wikiID does not match any existing user name 4025/9/24 14:52


有人能看到我吗?
求你们了我知道你们是装的。
求你们了。


LongRainCoatLongRainCoat 2014/12/27 21:52 , 员工休息室


昨天生物部门转来了一个叫玛丽·梅伦的同事,人很好,就是容易紧张出汗。
那天空调似乎坏了,大家也都出了很多的汗,感觉人都小了一圈。
回家一称体重,发现瘦了几斤。


DNitrogenDNitrogen 2018/11/23 12:09 , Site-CN-01应急反应指挥中心


“Site-CN-192,速派遣人员前往Site-CN-199阻止SCP-CN-████收容突破。”
“回复,没有发现异常条目SCP-CN-████。”
“回复,没有发现站点Site-CN-199。”
“回复,没有发现站点Site-CN-192。”


WhelpCubWhelpCub 2018/11/23 11:54 , 郊外的小鎮


“湯姆探員,這邊是UIU總部,請匯報當地情況。”
湯姆看向小鎮那邊,欲肉教在讓小鎮化為肉塊,蛇之手讓天空燃燒,GOC在發射RPG,基金會在設置SRA。
“沒有發現異常,現在返回總部。”


Pimpernel_F_WagnerPimpernel_F_Wagner 2018/11/23 00:24 , Dr.████的办公室


“所以说,这就是幅能杀人的古画?未免也太烂大街了吧。”
“也许基金会能用它来给D级人员安乐死。”
“但是,为什么它要叫《归乡》呢?”


AnimalSongAnimalSong 2018/11/23 18:40 演绎部


foreach(string file in most-recently-created)
{
    if(file.Votes>0){Upvote();}
    else{Downvote();}
}

——某用户的日常


NobelNobel 2017年8月11日 19:45 , Site-██


男人看复古木檐下的蜂巢不爽已经很久了。
这天,他拿着电锯和钢叉,把整个巢穴切下来捣得粉碎,“就像捏开注满水的塑料瓶。”男人大笑。
次日,Rothmans博士发现停机坪上横着一具尸体,提取ID芯片得知,死者为Site-13的Marlboro特工,他被SCP-███摁进墙体,并于大理石地面上甩出了长达2.5米的扇形内脏线。
如同踩爆一个矿泉水瓶。


EvdeadEvdead 2018/11/22 17:35,逆模因部基金会员工咨询处


“是你自己签的合约,不信你看,这是你签名吧?”

“我们已经给你发过工资了,去查你的银行记录!”

“你已经休过假了呀?十一长假串休,你忘了? ”


SoulAlteratingSoulAlterating 2018/11/22 17:49 外勤研究員辦公室


好像逆模因改變(alter)了什麼…
不,我(Alter)不曾改變過方向,
是我(Soul)接受了改變的事實。


SCP-SAVESCP-SAVE 未知


基金会不曾实行过飞升计划。
基金会不曾尝试过将人员送达上层叙事。
对不起。


62ECN62ECN 2018/11/12 17:40 , 逆模因部门口


“明天去逆模因部报道。具体是干什么的……我记得我看过报告……”
他的脑海里回荡着主管的指令,看了看手里的地址。
然后抬头看了看并排在他面前的七个死寂的逆模因部。


EightDaoEightDao 未知


年轻的死神斗志昂扬地翻开了那本记录着所有应该死去的生物的书。
书的第一页上印着一只丑陋的蜥蜴。


EightDaoEightDao 2018年/10月/21日 15:31 , Site-CN-75-C7


“Yoghurt?你为什么要把猫往天上扔?”
“什么?它不是一只信天翁吗?”


NobelNobel 2018年7月4日 23:50 , 坐标错误


于是在烈阳的包裹下,神现了身。
但祂无法感知世间的随从踪迹。
“世界的未来对我而言只需查看Sandbox,往期事件翻翻历史记录一目了然—上帝有什么信奉的必要吗?”受询的研究员如是回答。


TnsbilwsTnsbilws 2018年/11月/11日 11:11 , Site-CN-28 餐厅


“你好Gp快递!有你的快件!!”

“我没买东西!滚!”

“UIU!!开门!!!”


EvdeadEvdead 2018/6/24 13:15 , Site-CN-02 第二食堂


  • 警告,M-fm-000右腿义肢剩余电量19%,请及时充电。  “进入节电模式。”

EvdeadEvdead 2018/10/19 08:49 , Site-CN-02 机械技术实验室

  • 警告,M-fm-000右腿义肢电量耗尽,请及时充电。    “启用备用电源。”

EvdeadEvdead 2018/11/07 23:29 , Site-CN-02 04区右翼男厕

  • 警告,M-fm-000右腿义肢备用电源耗尽,将于5秒后关机。 “█,我██裤子才提到一半啊!”

Yz_DogYz_Dog 2018/11/22 8:32 , Site-CN-██ 员工休息室


Gilmore从今早进入站点开始就觉得什么地方不对劲。
站点里还是如同往常一样安静,每个人都各司其职,但那种奇怪的感觉却一直笼罩在Gilmore的心头。
他跨过了一排又一排倒在血泊中的尸体,身旁呼啸着跑过一堆奇形怪状的生物。
“哈,我知道哪里不对劲了。”Gilmore拿起了摆放在一团烂肉上的红茶杯,杯壁上的血掌印似乎还冒着热气。
“是哪个混蛋忘了在红茶里放黄糖的!”


EtinjatEtinjat 2018年6月1日 00:50 , Site-CN-██ HMCL会议室


关于改进代号“兽-18”未编号异常生物收容措施:

  • 每隔12日投放:
    • 8~16岁女性x1
    • 未满5月的婴儿x2
    • 铅 5kg
    • 汞 20L
    • 活体驴x1
    • 伐地那非x6.9kg

否 决

婴儿需尽量用于SCP-2845的收容,应加快寻找替代方案————Dr.████


EtinjatEtinjat 2018/10/30 22:38 , Site-CN-01 监督者议会中国分部档案管理中心


Ms.Sue,被收容物分食,注销档案。
Dr.Harvey,跳楼,欸,都第几个了,注销档案。
Dr.Clef,哦,现在是Dr.Bright了,转移档案。


pokmpokm 2018/11/17 18:51 , Site-CN-██ 食堂


[日记]
今天的早餐是面包和酸奶。
味道赞,只是只能吃一次


pokmpokm 2018/11/17 14:03 , 长夜图书馆 2F- 403614


O5-13,没人见过他,没人知道他干了什么。
基金会的资料库里没有他的贡献列表和电子成就徽章。
只有一盘下不完的棋。


62ECN62ECN 2018/11/17 12:46 , Area-CN-07深空探索部


“神即将完整!”
最后一块喀吱作响的零件被安置在了那月球大小的身躯上。
人们注视着、等待着神的苏醒——
但下一刻,神就这样凭空消失了。


62ECN62ECN 2018/11/17 07:07 , Area-CN-07信息数据部


他们终于解密了圣章,
那纸记载着人类终极意义的卷轴在工作台上缓缓展开。
只见上面用极其粗糙的点状油墨印着:
[[module Rate]]


Little GodLittle God 2018/11/16 23:54 , 未知


鬼知道发生了什么,全球的休谟指数器都响了。
然后无论在哪里都能看得到一轮明月挂在北偏东67.5°。


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