Swiss Chocolate SCP (Only True Swiss Chocolate Lovers)

What happens when a Swiss German-speaking Branch Member and a Swiss French-speaking Branch Member meet?
A Swiss-Chocolate-SCP (*゚∀゚*)

Created by: Einer von RabeEiner von Rabe and Dr LekterDr Lekter

Ideas:

  • Swiss Chocolate (obvious)
    • Dr. Wondertainment
      • Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V?
    • Mrs. Mirabilis?
  • Funny Stuff!
  • Some sweet factory?
    • The Praline Box spit different Sweets out, chocolate, waffles etc.
    • Names are Copyrighted, „Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderbaaren Wafels”, „Dr. Wondertainment's True Swiss Heidi Chocolate”, „Dr. Wondertainment Fantastique Madeleine de la Lune“ and “Chocolatine au Paradis”

SCP 2:
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SCP-003-INT-P-5, -6 and -7

Item #: SCP-003-INT

Object Class: Safe1

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-003-INT is stored inside a standard containment chamber of Safe objects inside a standard secure cell in the Section C1b at the International Site INT38 "Helvetica". SCP-003-INT is placed immediately in the middle of the room, on a table, under a glass bell, with a camera positioned over the object whilst inside its case, recording the movements of SCP-003-INT-A and -B.

Personnel is only allowed entrance to the containment cell with the approval of the Site Director, protocoled through a formal request that must be relayed at least one (1) week before performing an experiment or interview. Non-complying personnel will be arrested, and properly disciplined.

Description: SCP-003-INT is a package of filled chocolates. The words "Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderland chocolate bank of true sweetness™" are written in a cursive font on the package. A star in the upper right corner bears the seal: "Made with Mrs. Mirabilis© original recipe!".

The back of the package contains the following inscription:

Ingredients: truly high-quality brown chocolate (sugar, and cacao), Queen Bee Nectar™ honey, lactose-free butter and milk from happy cows, gluten-free flour from yours truly Uncle Miller, sweet n' sour fruit food preservatives (raspberries, strawberries, mango, oranges, hazelnuts (without going nuts!)), Dr. Wondertainment™’s Sweeter-Than-Allowed-Powder®, Dr. Wondertainment™’s Glitter Party Poppers®, Thoroughly Intense Vanilla™, Cotton Candy Caramel Colada™, Marvelous Marshmallow Mania™ and the new and improved Mrs. Mirabilis “Wonder Vitamin”©!
May contain traces of joy©, fun©, and happiness©.

SCP-003-INT can be opened by sliding the internal case containing the pralines off the side of the package. Most of the time — in ~90% of the tests — the candy box is empty; in these events, a smooth, androgynous voice can be heard saying: "It's not the time for sweet daydreams yet!".

SCP-003-INT may contain from eight (8) to twelve (12) pralines. When the case contains the indicated sweets, an Event "Sugar Fairy" is initiated; the event is initiated when someone is wishful or when SCP-003-INT-A and/or SCP-003-INT-B want to offer something or make a deal with an individual.

These pralines are referred to as SCP-003-INT-P, from P-1 to P-12 counting from the left to the right through the four rows containing the sweets. Following is the summary of all documented SCP-003-INT-P instances:

Product Name Date
Unnamed 01.02.20██
Dr. Wondertainment™'s True Swiss Heidi Chocolate 02.08.20██
Dr. Wondertainment™'s Fantastique Madeleine de la Lune 04.06.20██
Bartleby‘s Ginger Snap 18.02.20██
Dr. Wondertainment™'s Wonderbaaren Wafels 08.10.20██
Unnamed 19.07.20██
Dr. Wondertainment™'s Sparkling Glitter Popcorn® 12.03.20██
Crunchable™'s Cinnamon Stars 05.11.20██
Dr. Wondertainment™'s Fantastique Chocolatine au Paradis 03.07.20██
夕暮れのかわいいお餅2 07.10.20██
L████ L█████ Milk Chocolate 16.08.20██
Dr. Wondertainment™'s Mayesthetic Marmalade Macarons 13.04.20██
Unnamed 20.10.20██
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Brigadeiro Treat 15.04.20██
Cookies von Doom™ Cookie Flavored Delicacies 12.09.20██

In addition to the product's name, two young women are shown on the front cover of the packaging, namely SCP-003-INT-A, and -B. The figures seem to move slightly when they are not observed directly, as per comparison between their initial positions and those assumed by the entities; this ability has been observed through the use of a camera that produced a series of individual photographs all 5 seconds. Information about the figures’ movements, and goals has been collected through extensive testing; new instances of figures appearing are to be reported as SCP-003-INT-C-#. Currently appear only SCP-003-INT-C-1 "Jeremy" frequently (see later).

Addendum from 20/05/20██ Since experiment 003-INT-3, SCP-003-INT-A and -B are able to move in real-time, which facilitates communication. The connection between Dr. Lazare's experience in SCP-003-INT pocket universe and the acceleration of SCP-003-INT-A and -B is not yet clear. The theory is that by "breaking the fourth wall" the anomaly tried to correct itself, but research will show what the trigger was.

SCP-003-INT-A, and -B show a playful demeanor. SCP-003-INT-A is the taller of the two, has short curly hair and wears a traditional knee-long skirt; SCP-003-INT-B is the smaller one, often wears a little top hat with a “W” on it together with a medical doctor costume. According to the entities, they are caricatures of their creators — but have no connection with their real-life counterparts. They can see, and notice the third dimension despite being two-dimensional. They seem to be able to modify elements of the packaging, to create figures of objects, such as miscellanea, and furniture at will, tamper with the letters or even move around the package's surface.

Observed activities performed by 003-INT-A, and -B:

  • Dancing (twenty known artistic styles, and five seemingly free-form styles);
  • Playing with the letters on the packaging;
  • Conversing with each other;
  • Eating whilst sat at a table;
  • Sleeping in hammocks;
  • Painting, and writing on the surface of the packaging;
  • Advertising other Dr. Wondertainment products not exclusively related to edibles;
  • Playing with a corgi named "Jeremy"3; referred to as SCP-003-INT-C-1
  • Pushing pralines out of SCP-003-INT's case (See Experiment 003-INT-3).
  • Suitable for various holidays to change the packaging design, first time on Halloween 200█

Addendum 2 — Testing Logs




Addendum 3 — Crosstesting



Addendum from 09/10/2015 A new second instance of SCP-003-INT was found. The difference is that it is above the name "New And Even BETTER". Instead of SCP-003-INT-B there is a man with a top hat and SCP-003-INT-A wears a trouser suit instead of her purple dress. A crosstest with the first will be considered.


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